COHS News
Cedaroaksville Will Be Getting a New President
Excitement looms for the Cedaroaksville community!
Larry Poppert D.Ed. has been selected by the school board to be the school president.
Like many homegrown Cedaroakvillian humorists, Larry is not funny. Novelist, pianist, baton twirler (but no fire batons ever again, by order of the Renner, Cedaroakville's, Volunteer Fire Brigade and Texas Hold 'Em Players), and amateur radio operator, he has published nothing of interest except on his pathetic little weblog (not a "diary"--diaries pretend to some version of the truth, and writers don't hold with strict veracity. We prefer stories. They make more sense.)
He has no experience but enjoys "on the job training".
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